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This is a book. I repeat, this is only a book. Some of the books have been changed to protect the innocent books. All images are copyrighted and © and copywritten and notary sojacked and not copywritten and all that stuff, even by people other than me, so watch it. B is for the bacon, so crispy and brown, O is for the only way to fly, O is also for the onions that make me cry, and K is for the German pioneer electronic music band Kraftwerk. Put it all together and it spells "BOOK" and that's a fine thing to have happen to you. Remember, the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe ('). As Abbie Hoffman once said, "Steal this book", but he's dead and Amerika's K stands for Big K-Mart now. Kraftwerk is German for "Power Station".  What the hell are you going to do, hah? I once made friends with a peanut. I named it Jeffrey and fed him to a monkey. You don't win friends with salad.